Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Maveth - Coils of the Black Earth (2013)

More "blah" being touted as the "next great thing". Fuck that. This shit is boring, capital L-A-M-E. I read somewhere how great the vocalist is and how much he sounds like a "monster". You gotta be fucking kidding me. Trust me. There is absolutely NOTHING spectacular about this guy. I won't say that he outright sucks. I mean, he's decent enough, but after all the praise and rim jobs, I was half expecting my cabeza to detonate from the sheer awesomeness of this guy's delivery. Not quite. Just another average schmoe grappling the mic and adding absolutely nothing more than a minor distraction from the rather pedestrian riff department. Trust me folks, this is nothing to drop your laundry over. Sure, it doesn't outright blow, but given the amount of trembling hype that it's received, this album has come up noticeably short. Just another run o' the mill death metal band that everyone has a hard on over because they happen to be from Finland. Next.

2 comments:

  1. MAN !!! STOP WRITING REVIEWS. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY FOR MAKING REVIEWS. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS IN THE GENRE OF BLACKENED DEATH METAL AND YOU ARE KILLING IT . FUCK OFF !!!!

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  2. So by your logic people should only write reviews that reflect your personal opinion, right? You obviously have a fetish for licking toilet bowls clean as your taste in music is shit. Fuck off you caps-happy stooge.

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